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Scraper 10:07 Sun Sep 16
Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
Well? Dis is the best one ive heard:

🎼-Mykolayovych?
-YARMOLENKO
-Mykolayovych?
-YARMOLENKO
-Mykolayovych?
-YARMOLENKO
-Mykolayovych?
-YARMOLENKO

-Ayovych?
-YARMOLENKO
-Ayovych?
-YARMOLENKO
-Ayovych?
-YARMOLENKO
-Ayovych?
-YARMOLENKO

(REPEAT)

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jack flash 12:56 Tue Sep 25
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
Slab head
He's got a fucking Slab Head!

brundal 1:33 Sun Sep 23
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To see that man who scores 500
Goals and scores 500 more

YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO

DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA

YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO
YARMOLENKO

Side of Ham 9:58 Sat Sep 22
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych YARMOLENKO
Yaaaaaaaarmo,Yar-mo-leeeeeen-ko,
The Ukraine’s cold,
He Don’t Wanna Go Home.

Sarge 7:06 Sat Sep 22
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych YARMOLENKO
Denis by Blondie

Oh yarmo be do
I'm in love with you, yarmolenko
I'm in love with you, yarmolenko
I'm in love with you

Oh andriy oh with your eyes so blue
Oh andriy, we've got a crush on you
Oh andriy, we're so in love with you

Oh when you play it always feels so right
And when you score it seems like paradise
Oh andriy I'm so in love with you

Oh yarmo be do
I'm in love with you, yarmolenko
I'm in love with you, yarmolenko
I'm in love with you

seth 6:32 Sat Sep 22
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych YARMOLENKO
Yarmo be there (up and over)
Yarmo be there (up and over)
Yarmo be there (up and over)

davedownunder 10:17 Sat Sep 22
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych YARMOLENKO
Arnie'n'Yarmy
Claret'n'blue army

retro 3:47 Sat Sep 22
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych YARMOLENKO
Yarmi,yarmi,yarmi i got love in my tummy
and i feel like scoring two

joe blob 1:21 Sat Sep 22
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych YARMOLENKO
Or to Alouette

Yarmolenko
Andrei Yarmolenko
Yarmolenko
Score another goal

You can score with your left foot,
You can score with your left foot,
Your left foot (Your left foot)
Your left foot (Your left foot)
OOO-OO-OO-OO-OO_OHHH

Yarmolenko
Andrei Yarmolenko
Yarmolenko
Score another goal

You can score it with your head,
You can score it with your head,
With your head,(With your head)
With your head,(With your head)
Your left foot (Your left foot)
Your left foot (Your left foot)
OOO-OO-OO-OO-OO_OHHH

Yarmolenko
Andrei Yarmolenko
Yarmolenko
Score another goal

You can score it with your Knee,
You can score it with your knee
With your knee, (with your knee)
With your knee, (with your knee)
With your head,(With your head)
Your left foot (Your left foot)
Your left foot (Your left foot)
OOO-OO-OO-OO-OO_OHHH

Then repeat with right foot, shoulder, back arse etc

joe blob 1:02 Sat Sep 22
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
We've got Yarmo
Yarmolenko
I just don't think you understand
He comes from The Ukraine,
This fucking song's inane,
We've got Yarmolenko

Takashi Miike 3:55 Fri Sep 21
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
to the tune of Agadoo.....


Yarmo-len-len-ko, take on player, score a goal
Yarmo-len-len-ko, he from Ukraine, not a pole
Dribble down left, Dribble down right
Takes the piss with sublime skill
He will show the top flight
That he was born to thrill

SUM A DING WONG 3:44 Fri Sep 21
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
Can I make a request please ( seeing as this is a song thread )

Whatever we choose, please let it be original. Nota rip off, of a wanky , generic, northern monkey teams song!!

Thank you, please.

SUM A DING WONG 3:24 Fri Sep 21
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
Four Tops - Loco in Alcapoco

We love Yarmolenko, Andriy Yarmolenko

Cos he scores great goals!!

oioi 1:19 Fri Sep 21
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
To the stones it's only rock and roll.

Another goal from Yarmolenko and I like it
Another goal from Yarmolenko and I like it, like it, yes I do

busheyhammer85 12:27 Thu Sep 20
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
To Tyga Taste

Brace, Brace, he can get a Brace
Brace, Brace, he can get a Brace
Brace, Brace, fuck what a nigga say
It's all the Game, like Articulate
Brace, Brace, he can get a Brace
Brace, Brace, watch him get a Brace
Brace, Brace, do you love the Brace?
Yeah that's cool but he ain't Arnie

Needs a bit of work.

crystal falace 12:11 Thu Sep 20
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
Although I do understand a group of football fans probably don't want to be siging a song by the village people

crystal falace 12:08 Thu Sep 20
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
Anriy, will you listen to me
I said Adriy, you're who we all came to see
You can score goals, and I'm sure you will find
We're all here to have a good time

Now everybody sing Yar-Mo-Len-Ko
Now everybody sing Yar-Mo-Len-Ko

Very rough draft, im sure someone else can do better

eswing hammer 11:53 Thu Sep 20
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
BillyJenningsBoots 12:09 Tue Sep 18
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko

I think we might have something there !!

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 11:37 Thu Sep 20
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
As a tribute to Bungpuss we could sing:

We got Andriy, Andriy, Andriy Armalenko
on the wing, on the wing
We got Andriy, Andriy, Andriy Armalenko
on the wing, on the wing
Andrij, Armalenko, Armalenko on the wing
Andrij, Armalenko,
Armalenko on the wing

Obviously, this presupposes that he is playing on the wing and that there are countless complimentary bottles of water scattered around the ground to cope with any possible dribbling over the words.

crystal falace 10:34 Thu Sep 20
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
Im too lazy and not nearly creative enough to come up with the rest but just thought of

Yar-Mo-Len-Ko

To the tune of Y.M.C.A

mallard 12:22 Thu Sep 20
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
There’s some absolute belters on here, I’m surprised some of you have never taken up professional song-writing

The Stoat 12:16 Thu Sep 20
Re: Songs for Andriy Mykolayovych Yarmolenko
Give me an A ....

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